i am praying to the image uploading gods, lets see if this works

finally finished an actual reference for me this gal :3

how the hell are image uploads broken, even after trying many times and waiting a few minutes after each attempt i even tried downscaling the png to 960 x 720, didn't work

This will be the @hi website in 0.000000 years

there are a portion of darflen users who would complete this challenge in 0 seconds thanks to a loophole

i forgot what it was like to have 0 messages on log in until now

Hello Blazers,

It’s time we finally respond to the number one complaint from our users and wider internet community: Arson.

Arson is cool and amazing. I will set random things on fire because it is comedic to spread destruction, especially in California. I will not change my behavior in the slightest.

Sincerely, Blaze

i am ba(ra)ck obama

wow look at these cool posts that i will never ever read

"getting bitten by an ant is the worst" mfs when they genuinely feel the fallout of a nuclear bomb for the first time 💀

where did the new users come from