i'm REALLY glad that everyone except me is perfect and i'm a worthless piece of garbage. screw ALL of you except paradock, epbm, pillow, mrmeems, fungi, eagle, hi, and a few other people that i'm probably forgetting. i'm ESPECIALLY glad i'm getting this from a grown man who decided to be extremely responsible and DOX one of his close friends. i'm SO done with this performative ass website, and i SWEAR to god i'm leaving. cya'll

sometimes my friends never respond to my dms and it makes me feel slightly worthless /nbh

THE rat 😂

boi u not da 'rat 😭😭😭

WE are witnessing the comeback of a legend 🥹

finding out paradock is 5'7, and his name is william is so tuff because now i can call him tiny willie

@paradock can we get a height reveal?? 👀

genuinely WHO is william bro

NIWA 100% (EXTREME DEMON)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyZz2SNhEls

shout out to @eagle for his review which convinced me to buy celeste!