New Eulgeater theory just dropped: Eulg is actually the dark matter that populates most of the universe, as it reproduces and spreads so unbelievably easily.

Eulgeater Fact of the Day #2: Eulgeaters are not the same as Eulg Eaters, wherein Eulgeaters are more aggressive and predatory and Eulg Eaters are more docile and conducive to domesticity.

Eulgeater Fact of the Day #1: Eulgeaters have possibly existed since the beginning of multicellular life, indicating that they have not changed by evolution and are henceforth the ideal organism.