YOOO I've been reading, and I found out something CRAZY. Christianity and Jesus Christ were actually invented by my goat the Immortal Hirohiko Araki all those years ago to promote a manga he'd write two millennia later. I know it sounds insane but I got 11 buddies just like me who SWEAR it's true.
Gerg
(@eagle)
TF??! YOUR GAY! IM JEWISH G"D IS HIM
okay bro
Bro what the hell are you talking about
I guess bro
No, no, it's true, I swear. Like, I would DIE defending this so it must be true.