[Verse 1: Mike, Duddy & Baldi] Ayo, pops, wanna play this game? Nah, thanks, kid, that looks lame Nah, I promise it's really cool Yeah, right, that looks old-school No, try it, you might like it Alright, don’t get so excited Answer the question (This looks easy) Wait for the next one (Graphics are cheesy) Wait, I can't read (Haha) What's so funny? Oh, nothing, but you need to start running Why? He’s coming Who's coming, what do you mean? Dad, meet Baldi (Hey)

[Pre-Chorus: Duddy] Granny hit you with a bat (That's Gurkey) Neighbor get you with a trap (That's Gurkey) Baldi hit you if your math ain't working When you hear the clap, run fast like a turkey

[Chorus: Duddy] I'm a Gurkey Turkey (Yeah), Gurkey Turkey (Uh), Gurkey Turkey I'm a Gurkey Turkey, Gurkey Turkey, Gurkey Turkey

[Verse 2: Mike, Duddy & Neighbor] So, you wanna try another one? Hoo-hoo, yeah, that was kinda fun What's up next? Your pants look wet Oops, yep, I’ll be back real quick Alright, what we gon’ play, gamer? It's a game called Hello Neighbor Walk in his house, get to the basement But watch out, the grouch is waiting I just gotta open a door and be sneaky? I see a keycard, jeez, how easy Oh, wait, what? Ugh, yuck, I’m stuck Is this glue? Ooh, ah, who's that nut? What? Hello Neighbor Hey, I mean, ah! Why in the halls are all these bear traps? I'm gonna call my mom or my dad I'm scared again and my pants are all wet Hmm, maybe we should take a break No thanks, I’m great, okay? I'm not mistaken, I know I can make it See, I did it (Get out of my basement)

[Pre-Chorus: Duddy] Granny hit you with a bat (That's Gurkey) Neighbor get you with a trap (That's Gurkey) Baldi hit you if your math ain't working When you hear the clap, run fast like a turkey

[Chorus: Duddy] I'm a Gurkey Turkey (Yeah), Gurkey Turkey (Uh), Gurkey Turkey I'm a Gurkey Turkey, Gurkey Turkey, Gurkey Turkey

[Verse 3: Mike, Duddy & Bendy] This next one might get you messy (Why?) 'Cause we're playing Bendy (Oh) So, what's that mean? I forgot to tell you 'bout the Ink Machine It's spawning faulty creatures And a heap of ink that seeks to keep from being extinct Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, what the poop? Is that bacon soup? (Are you listening?) Yeah, without a doubt, it's like Mickey Mouse Woah, it's getting dark, what's this about? How do I get out? What's that sound? Ha (Ow), I've got you now

[Pre-Chorus: Duddy] Boris cut in half (That's Gurkey) Freddy jump you in FNaF (That's Gurkey) Slendrina, I don't mean to be mean or nothin' But I'm not lovin' your face, it's Gurkey

[Chorus: Duddy] I'm a Gurkey Turkey (Yeah), Gurkey Turkey (Uh), Gurkey Turkey I'm a Gurkey Turkey, Gurkey Turkey, Gurkey Turkey

[Outro: Duddy & Baldi] Let's go camping (Gurkey, Gurkey Turkey)